I opened my eyes, and a news was striking on some news channel like anything. It was about the price hike in LPG, Kerosene and diesel. I wanted to close my eyes again and thought that I am still in a dream. But how one can run from the real damn world..yeah "yeh saali duniya". It’s not so long, when common man was killed by the nuclear bomb of petrol prices. The radiations also affected me, in the way that, whenever I drive my scooter, besides both eyes on the road, I have one eye on my petrol indicator pin and rather thinking about the road norms, my brain remains busy in calculating the scooter's average...(damn you government!)
Next day, some lame news channel again poked me out of my sleep (enemies of my sleep, really!). I woke up, and started laughing like anything. My mom stared at me and gave expression like am possessed. She brought some chillies and started moving those around my head (shayd nazar utaar rahe the..lolz..meri bholi maa). I stopped her and said am laughing on the documentary which is running on the TV. Actually, it was about sun flares (a bang in sun), whose radiations will reach the earth in 2012 (2012 theory given by Mayan's dynasty) and whole planet will blow up.
However, I don't believe in the 2012 thing, but some of the facts made me to believe in the same. The reasons are not related to natural calamities, meteroids, dinosours and even I did'nt did any research (scientist thode na hu). I have just observed some of the facts and felt that world will surely come to an end due to human being deeds.
Let us take the first cause on the table i.e. "INFLATION". The super-duper hit word since the year 2009. For common man, it’s a sin with the name "MANDI". I, truly, have no idea what it is all about, what I know is that it lowered the salaries of all the employees all over the globe.
a) The fatality rate of inflation is highest among the IT dudes and bombshells. Mathematically, their expenses became > earning amount (sabne ghar jaana chhod diya tha, ticket ke paise kaha se late).
b) Human beings who were badly hit, were those in relationships. Earlier, a movie date which cost around Rs.500, now costs Rs. 1500/- (am being economic here, expenses here include: movie tickets, pop-corns, petrol, lunch, surprise shopping, things that she wanted to have in her bedroom, beauty products, the most beautiful foot wears in the world and 5 bottles of bisleri).
c) Next target of the Inflation was animal lovers (non-vegetarians). Earlier, 4 leg pieces cost around Rs.150/- (means 2 murge!) but now LEACHEDGIRI among the friends is free (muft muft muft) with only two leg pieces cost the same. Soon, the same thing will be played for the gravy too.
The second cause which is in limelight is "PRICE HIKE". I think, there are two names in the world which are not to be spoken, first lord vol demort and second is price hike (am already shivering, aal to jalaal tu aai bala ko taal tu). Chalo, lets discuss some of its sub-points too:-
a) Whenever the government announces the statement that petrol/diesel/LPG will cost Rs.3/5/50 more, there is star posted on the statement too (just like that of sales advertisement). Story behind that star is same as that of "buy 3 and get 4". The fact behind is, whenever there is statement regarding rise in fuel prices, government always link a super hit dialogue with that i.e."even after rising the prices govt. is still in loss of Rs. 20/38/330". WTH, means prepare yourself, we have not raised the prices yet hu ha ha ha.
b) This super sonic missile (price hike) then cremated the lover boys, who have taken up the responsibility of all the girls to accompany them to schools/colleges and then back to their home (jitni jaldi ye utth jaate hain, main zindagi mein nahi uttha hounga). Earlier, the area of their duty or I must say, area of patrolling was vast but now it has been shrinked. Some of them also opted bi-cycles now (ab duty to duty hai, chaahe hawa bharwane le liye ghar se maar khake paise lein..but duty to duty hai).
The third cause is the most horrifying i.e. "CRIME RATE". Crime rate is increasing as an amoeba multiplies (2^n theory). News channels and news-papers are flooded with news of murder, rapes, robbery, scams and many more evil things. Many kids at the age of 14-15 have become sharp-shooters, robbers, just to earn bread and bread (butter is very costly now, as a word use karne ke bhi paise lagte hain). The origin is, these lusty and greedy ministers. Just estimate an idea, how one can spend or store 2000 crore rupees in their whole life (now don’t start making a list of all the things you want to buy, yahaa dhyan do).
I want to say one thing more here, which I observe daily. For this, suppose the annual income of a minister is about Rs.3 Crores (kamm hai shayd, but apne liye to kafi hai). Now, calculate their expenses, ELECTRICITY BILLS = Rs.0, TELEPHONE BILLS = Rs.0, LATEST CARS = Rs. 0, TOLL TAXES = Rs. 0, WINE (daruubaazi) = Rs. 0, FAMILY EXPENSES (ladke ki padhai or ayashi, gharwaali or saale ke kharch, doosri families ke kharch, samjhe na). So, in total safed wardi ki to hui na total saving, kharcha hua kaha? that’s why I posted a status on FB that "God..either make me a minister or emraan hashmi". Jai ho neta ki!
Link with 2012 theory:
Inflation: To earn more money, human beings will opt for over time and will surely die earlier (zyada kaam karenege to jaldi boodhe honge, jaldi boodhe honge to marenge bhi jaldi).
Price Hike: It'll let you think more than eating and if you'll not eat properly, you will not be healthy. Result will be…you know that!
Crime Rate: Nothing to say anything here. Clear hai!
Next day, some lame news channel again poked me out of my sleep (enemies of my sleep, really!). I woke up, and started laughing like anything. My mom stared at me and gave expression like am possessed. She brought some chillies and started moving those around my head (shayd nazar utaar rahe the..lolz..meri bholi maa). I stopped her and said am laughing on the documentary which is running on the TV. Actually, it was about sun flares (a bang in sun), whose radiations will reach the earth in 2012 (2012 theory given by Mayan's dynasty) and whole planet will blow up.
However, I don't believe in the 2012 thing, but some of the facts made me to believe in the same. The reasons are not related to natural calamities, meteroids, dinosours and even I did'nt did any research (scientist thode na hu). I have just observed some of the facts and felt that world will surely come to an end due to human being deeds.
Let us take the first cause on the table i.e. "INFLATION". The super-duper hit word since the year 2009. For common man, it’s a sin with the name "MANDI". I, truly, have no idea what it is all about, what I know is that it lowered the salaries of all the employees all over the globe.
a) The fatality rate of inflation is highest among the IT dudes and bombshells. Mathematically, their expenses became > earning amount (sabne ghar jaana chhod diya tha, ticket ke paise kaha se late).
b) Human beings who were badly hit, were those in relationships. Earlier, a movie date which cost around Rs.500, now costs Rs. 1500/- (am being economic here, expenses here include: movie tickets, pop-corns, petrol, lunch, surprise shopping, things that she wanted to have in her bedroom, beauty products, the most beautiful foot wears in the world and 5 bottles of bisleri).
c) Next target of the Inflation was animal lovers (non-vegetarians). Earlier, 4 leg pieces cost around Rs.150/- (means 2 murge!) but now LEACHEDGIRI among the friends is free (muft muft muft) with only two leg pieces cost the same. Soon, the same thing will be played for the gravy too.
The second cause which is in limelight is "PRICE HIKE". I think, there are two names in the world which are not to be spoken, first lord vol demort and second is price hike (am already shivering, aal to jalaal tu aai bala ko taal tu). Chalo, lets discuss some of its sub-points too:-
a) Whenever the government announces the statement that petrol/diesel/LPG will cost Rs.3/5/50 more, there is star posted on the statement too (just like that of sales advertisement). Story behind that star is same as that of "buy 3 and get 4". The fact behind is, whenever there is statement regarding rise in fuel prices, government always link a super hit dialogue with that i.e."even after rising the prices govt. is still in loss of Rs. 20/38/330". WTH, means prepare yourself, we have not raised the prices yet hu ha ha ha.
b) This super sonic missile (price hike) then cremated the lover boys, who have taken up the responsibility of all the girls to accompany them to schools/colleges and then back to their home (jitni jaldi ye utth jaate hain, main zindagi mein nahi uttha hounga). Earlier, the area of their duty or I must say, area of patrolling was vast but now it has been shrinked. Some of them also opted bi-cycles now (ab duty to duty hai, chaahe hawa bharwane le liye ghar se maar khake paise lein..but duty to duty hai).
The third cause is the most horrifying i.e. "CRIME RATE". Crime rate is increasing as an amoeba multiplies (2^n theory). News channels and news-papers are flooded with news of murder, rapes, robbery, scams and many more evil things. Many kids at the age of 14-15 have become sharp-shooters, robbers, just to earn bread and bread (butter is very costly now, as a word use karne ke bhi paise lagte hain). The origin is, these lusty and greedy ministers. Just estimate an idea, how one can spend or store 2000 crore rupees in their whole life (now don’t start making a list of all the things you want to buy, yahaa dhyan do).
I want to say one thing more here, which I observe daily. For this, suppose the annual income of a minister is about Rs.3 Crores (kamm hai shayd, but apne liye to kafi hai). Now, calculate their expenses, ELECTRICITY BILLS = Rs.0, TELEPHONE BILLS = Rs.0, LATEST CARS = Rs. 0, TOLL TAXES = Rs. 0, WINE (daruubaazi) = Rs. 0, FAMILY EXPENSES (ladke ki padhai or ayashi, gharwaali or saale ke kharch, doosri families ke kharch, samjhe na). So, in total safed wardi ki to hui na total saving, kharcha hua kaha? that’s why I posted a status on FB that "God..either make me a minister or emraan hashmi". Jai ho neta ki!
Link with 2012 theory:
Inflation: To earn more money, human beings will opt for over time and will surely die earlier (zyada kaam karenege to jaldi boodhe honge, jaldi boodhe honge to marenge bhi jaldi).
Price Hike: It'll let you think more than eating and if you'll not eat properly, you will not be healthy. Result will be…you know that!
Crime Rate: Nothing to say anything here. Clear hai!
So, what do you think, will there be an end to all of this or not? Do you want to be safe or you want 2012 bang to happen? According to my (farzi) calculations, we have a very less time to pay our bills and taxes. Beware 2012 TORNADO is coming!
Prince Dildar Singh
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