love lie etc.

“chalo shona ab so jao..yeah i love you too..haan haan more than anything in the world..green top daal lena..yeah I’ll surely recharge your mobile..okay..will call you in morning..good night” and then some weird kissing sound. This is how a guy hang up his mobile phone after talking to his girl-friend. This love chapter often happens between 2 to 4 am, but for these love birds its always a ‘good night’. There’s nothing special in the above conversation which no one knows. So, I surveyed long  by irritating lots of my friends who have girlfriend/boyfriend (yeah i never had a girl-friend, patti hi nahi koi, so doosro ki help leni padi)  about what is the stuff, which they talk about for hours. After listening to thousands of stories, I was moved (aankhen namm ho gai meri, kahaani jo dikh rahi thi, waisi bilkul bhi nahi thi), and thought to jot down the amalgamation of all the thoughts coming into my head (shaitaani dimaag!).

Story 1:

This is a conversation between a guy and a girl, with the spice of true emotions of the guy, written in brackets. So, feel the emotions and have a sound read.

Girl gives a missed call on the guy’s mobile phone.

Guy- Hey, u gave missed call?

Girl- No..I did’nt..may be my mistake..what you doing?

Guy- nothing..just watching TV.. (jhooti kahi ki..jaan boojhkar missed call kari hai..ab to gaye do ghante mere).

Girl- great..what my baby is watching on TV?

Guy- nothing..I was watching a cookery show with mom (ab tu kaha dekhne degi..mujhe jo pakayegi).

Girl- wow..you know..I also cook..u remember my pasta.. J

Guy- yeah bacha..it was the best pasta I’ve ever eaten (aaj tak medicine le rha hun..baal baal bacha tha main uss din).

Girl- you know..I learnt to cook dhokla also..next time..I’ll cook dhokla for my baby.

Guy- wow..I can’t wait..kal aa jaun? (dhokla?? gaya main..iss baar nahi bachunga..saare experiment mere upar hi karegi kya).

Girl- shut up..you find every means to come over..hey..i want to tell you something..

Guy- yeah sure..go on (shopping? movie? sandals? eye liner? mascara? hair pins? clothes? recharge? Iss baar kaunsi demand rakhegi ye?)

Girl- nothing..leave it..

Guy- arre tell naa.. (kaun hai yaar ye..yaa to kehti na ke kuchh kehna hai..ab mooh khola hai to poora bata..)

Girl- you know mohit..? he commented on my dress today..i was so hurt..

Guy- its ok bacha..i’ll talk to him..he is a great guy..he’ll not repeat the same.. (kapde pahanne ki akal hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta..itne colorful kapde pehanti hai ke joker sharma jaye..samjha samjha ke thak gya hun isse..).

Girl- what..u’ll just talk to him..? u dont love me..

Guy- It’s ok bacha..who said I dont love you..I love you the most..just ignore him..(jaan se maar doon usse? Fer jail chala jaun? Waise thik hai..isse peechha to chhutega)

Girl- hmm.. (most horrifying and ambiguous word)

Guy- what happened? (ho gyi nautanki chaalu iski).

Girl– nothing..just want to meet you now..

Guy- 1 baje? (bike mein petrol hai nahi..paise iss waqt kaha se laaun? bol diya bas milna hai..khud nail polish laga rhi hogi ye)

Girl- haan haan haan..

Guy- hey bacha..its not possible now..my bike is with my brother..will surely meet you tomorrow.. (prabhu please bachale).

Girl- OK..will meet tomorrow..and i know what you’ll bring for me.. J

Guy- my bacha knows me very well..chal am going to sleep now.. (chalo gaye 500 rupay..kal thhoosegi ye chocolate ka dabba).

Girl- ok baby..good night..i love you..

Guy- love you too bacha.. (rakhde phone ab..).

Girl- how much you love me?

Guy- more than anything in the world.. (pata tha mujhe..itni jaldi peecha thode na chhodegi..fevicol ki add karni chahiye isse)

Girl- achha..should i wear green top tomorrow?

Guy- haan green top daal lena.. (main hi jhelunga tujhe..or kisi ke bass ki nahi hai..).

Girl- hey..how I’ll tell you before leaving..I have no balance in my mobu.. (mobu means mobile here..it’s girl power to screw words).

Guy- yeah I’ll surely recharge your mobile..okay..will call you in morning..good night. (kal ka din naa aaye bas..upar wala agar hai to 2012 ki jagah 2011 aa jaye..).

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Story 2:

Story includes another guy and girl. But this time, am trying to carve the girl’s true emotions here.

Guy called the girl and girl picks up her phone.

Guy- Hey..how’s my sweetu?

Girl- Am good. You say.. (5 min pehle message pe bataya to tha..chain nahi hai isse)

Guy- I was missing you..

Girl- me too babu.. (ek to yaar ye miss baut karta hai..ye khud miss kio nahi hota..)

Guy- So what were you doing?

Girl- I was about to study..tomorrow is sessional (tune to padhna likhna hai nahi..15 supplies pehle hi hain..or iss baar shart lagalo 4 pakki hain).

Guy- My sweetu is genius..teach me something.

Girl- yeah sure.. (hey prabhu..fer se isse padhana padega..padhane ka fayda to tab ho na jab ye sune..maine kehna kuchh hai isne samajhna kuchh or hai..khud to fail hoga mujhe bhi karayega).

Guy- fine...i’ll call you at 9..now am going to gym..

Girl- no problem.. (shukar hai..bach gai..subah shaam gym karke paagal nahi hota kya..kabhi kabhi to shak hota hai ke ghar mein rehta hai ya gym mein..).

Guy- you know..the time i saw you i fell in love with you..

Girl- really.. I love you too babu (ek to iski filmein band karwao..har baat pe iska koi na koi dialogue ready hota hai..abhi dekhna kuchh or naya bolega)

Guy- oye hoye...jaan leli..

Gir- idiot.. (kaaaash!)

Guy- hey..I ‘m dying to meet you..will come to your place to meet my shona tonight.

Girl- please..no babu..not today..(haan yaha to mere ghar wale tere hi intezar mein baithe hain..tu ayega or wo kahenge..aao beta..khane mein kya loge?)

Guy- why..can’t i just see you?

Girl- not today babu..I promise..we’ll meet tomorrow at ambience. You go to your gym now..u might be getting late.(see me? Ek hi class mein hai duffer..raat mein to chain so sone de)

Guy- Oh..haan..catch ya later..love you!

Girl- yeah sure. Love you too!

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So, these were the two short stories, reflecting the enigma of relationships. Love stories mostly start when someone sees another one and then there’s a phenomenon of some chemical imbalance. In the initial stage, both the members of the process do everything to talk and even spend more and more time with each other. They relaise that, these are the best days of their life. But, suddenly wine and roses are turned into whines and neuroses. Reason behind is, selfishness i.e. when one starts expecting more and more from another and vice versa. Actually, most of the generation do not know what’s the difference between “love” and “attachment” (even I still don’t know what love is). But Attachment is just like a barter system. One always expects something in return of his/her affection. And, if there is some failure in this process, the consequences change the whole picture. Expectations lead to demands, egoism and finally to threats. Relationship then becomes ‘conflictionship’.

Today, a 10^th class guy wants to have a girlfriend, just for the sake of projecting his image to be the coolest among his friends. A teenage girl jumps from one relationship to another just like she changes her clothes in a day, with the excuse that “he is not the right guy for me”. A guy who just broke up, wants to see another girl, because he thinks “he is habitual to live in relationship”.

The point here is, people need to know the LOC between “love” and “infatuation”. But this DJ rocking generation, is busy with remix of the true emotions and delusions. They just want to enjoy every game and experience everything. 


Words from:

Prince Dildar Singh

erprincedildar@gmail.com